I knew there was something a bit odd about this unexplained phenomenon - and now I think I’ve figured it out. Is America’s Top Model out of this world, or a genuine space cadet? YOU DECIDE FOR YOURSELF!
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AS I’VE SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE, ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEN!
Pack a lunch for your journey down the stawberry-brick road for this chronology of great progressive rock albums and artists… make sure to bring your little dog Toto, too.
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Finally, an application of technology that is NOT pandering to the techno-geeks. Enjoy.
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I had no idea that the NFL was actually sponsoring illegal gambling on the Internet. Or am I missing something…
Sorry. I am making no attempt to summarize last year’s events, or forecast results for the upcoming annum. You’ve already heard the greeting from everyone you know and care about, so some anonymous wish from the Internet will not make or break things. But, I still hope you have one.
