Archive for January, 2006

ExtraTyrastrial Lifeform

Friday, January 27th, 2006


I knew there was something a bit odd about this unexplained phenomenon – and now I think I’ve figured it out. Is America’s Top Model out of this world, or a genuine space cadet? YOU DECIDE FOR YOURSELF!

Welcome to Pen Island!

Thursday, January 26th, 2006

Welcome to Pen Island, the best place to get custom made pens on the internet!

Don’t be fooled by those imposters at www.penisland.org, or www.pen-island.net, we’re the real deal!
Many companies specialize in custom pens in bulk orders of 500+, but where do you go if you want just one or two customized pens for that special gift? You come to Pen Island, where we exist to make sure you get the exact pen you want, a pen that is as unique as you are.

AS I’VE SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE, ITS ALL ABOUT THE PEN!

Strawberry Bricks Time Line of Progressive Prog Rock Music

Thursday, January 19th, 2006

Pack a lunch for your journey down the stawberry-brick road for this chronology of great progressive rock albums and artists… make sure to bring your little dog Toto, too.

forget-me-not panties

Monday, January 16th, 2006

“Ever worry about your wife cheating?
Want to know where your daughter is late at night?
Need to know when your girlfriend’s temperature is rising?

This amazing device will answer all of your questions! These panties can give you her location, and even her temperature and heart rate, and she will never even know it’s there! Unlike the cumbersome and uncomfortable chastity belts of the past, these panties are 100% cotton, and use cutting-edge technology to help you protect what matters most. ”

Finally, an application of technology that is NOT pandering to the techno-geeks. Enjoy.

Massive Corporation

Sunday, January 15th, 2006

“Our goal is to make sure corporateness is woven into the fabric of our company – into all our processes, into day-to-day business practices, creating a mindset within every employee and manager that will allow them to consciously think about corporate massiveness in everything that they do. No other organization can outperform us at what we do best: being not just another massive corporation, but the one and only Massive Corporation.”

Ron’s Football Pool 2005-2006

Thursday, January 5th, 2006

I had no idea that the NFL was actually sponsoring illegal gambling on the Internet. Or am I missing something…

Requisite Message

Sunday, January 1st, 2006

Sorry. I am making no attempt to summarize last year’s events, or forecast results for the upcoming annum. You’ve already heard the greeting from everyone you know and care about, so some anonymous wish from the Internet will not make or break things. But, I still hope you have one.