Archive for August, 2003

SAPonaceous

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

soapy, slippery, evasive; describes consultants involved with the implementation of large, enterprise-wide, resource and financial management systems

NegativWorldWideWebLand

Thursday, August 28th, 2003

Welcome to NegativWorldWideWebland

Hooplemania

Tuesday, August 26th, 2003

A Whole List of Hooples!

portmanteau

Friday, August 22nd, 2003

see metaplasm

futilitarian

Friday, August 22nd, 2003

holding the belief that human striving is useless. [wordsmith.org]

Message 3 From Dallas

Friday, August 22nd, 2003

Message: 3

Date: Wed, 20 Aug 2003 14:56:29 -0400

From: “Mike Markot”

Subject: random…

In my constant quest to find MTH references in strange places…

Just noticed that the album cover of “The Hoople” is hanging on the wall of the record store of “Debbie Does Dallas” – funny I never noticed it before….

M

Optical Illusion

Wednesday, August 13th, 2003

Gaze at the image and stare with one eye on the left image, and one eye focused on the right image. After 15 seconds, you should see a third image appear. Now, for the magic. Using your right index finger, slowly move it toward the screen, pointing at the middle image and suddenly YOU HAVE TWO INDEX FINGERS!

If you found this experience annoying, commemorate the event and BUY SOME ANNOYING STUFF.
[Click the picture and shop away before prices increase!]

Get it all over her face

Sunday, August 10th, 2003

Step Right Up and Touch Hillary – Click the pick, hold and warp away. Therapeutic.

amcrastinator

Saturday, August 2nd, 2003

an individual that demonstrates absolutely no expertise or competency at waiting to the last minute to perform a task; commonly found within sales organizations