Archive for December, 2002

The End of the Internet

Sunday, December 29th, 2002

The End of the Internet

Fever Dream

Tuesday, December 24th, 2002

Tonight, I plan to sleep soundly, knowing that when I awaken, the sun will be shining and all will be right with the world. Listen… was that a nightengale singing? There is hope…

Huminity

Saturday, December 21st, 2002

Huminity – Home – see you there!

Door Opened

Friday, December 20th, 2002

Phone rang today. Offer extended and accepted. Time to shed the cocoon and emerge in a different place. From the new vantage point, it will be interesting to see how the remaining players are able to survive… let’s watch.

Thursday, December 19th, 2002

isometric screenshots

"Hello?"

Tuesday, December 17th, 2002

Phone rang today. Clock started ticking. Wheels are in motion. Happy Valentine’s Day, 2003! The beat goes on…

Sunday, December 15th, 2002

The new World Trade Center project

Stealth Leadership

Saturday, December 14th, 2002

…then, when no one is looking, the enemy sneaks up from behind and attacks your relatives. No one is safe when the idiots are given automatic weapons with silencers. I wonder who will be left to bury the bodies when its all over.

glowboy

Thursday, December 12th, 2002

n. worker in a nuclear power plant who repairs equipment in hazardous areas and so is often exposed to extremely high levels of radiation; also known as a radiation sponge.

[Courtesy of The Word Spy]

Bang!

Thursday, December 12th, 2002

The shot has been fired. It’s now time to observe how fast and far the sound travels until it hits a target. The message has been delivered. Closure.

spontaneous punishment

Thursday, December 12th, 2002

term used to describe what a person undergoes when hearing a quick-witted comedian generate multiple puns that are incendiary and provide seering pleasure; a good thing.

Tuesday, December 10th, 2002

Amazing eBay Find – People will buy anything…

Tuesday, December 10th, 2002

UBUWEB Visual-Concrete-Sound

Sunday, December 8th, 2002

The Useless Pages

Saturday, December 7th, 2002

Dan’s 20th. Century Abandonware — just the best apps … period!

Saturday, December 7th, 2002

p o r n o l i z e . c o m – I dare you to enter the URL of a corporate web site…

Kill The Samaritan

Thursday, December 5th, 2002

“A man with a gun was chasing three people through an alley in San Diego the other day when an onlooker jumped on his back. Cut! The onlooker didn’t realize he had interrupted the shooting of a scene from a movie based on the old TV series `Hunter.’ A city film commission rep told columnist Diane Bell of the San Diego Union-Tribune that neither the good Samaritan nor the actor was injured.”
Steve Harvey, Well-intentioned Samaritan Halts Shooting by Tackling a Gun-toting Actor, The Los Angeles Times, Aug 20, 2002.

LSM

Wednesday, December 4th, 2002

Seems that the LOONEY SCARY MONSTERS act even more looney around the holidays. Heed the warning – Stay indoors and keep your doors locked… and whatever you do, don’t pick up the phone. It’s Deathcember. They may be coming for you next…